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Dolphin International January 12, 2006

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Who can honestly name it’s company Dolphin International and only produce Gay Porn DVD’s. If I would start an adult company I would exploit the huge hole in the market of midget bestiality especially with dolphins (never seen by the eyes of yours truly). Or what about a dating service going by the same name. You think you can date a dolphin… nope, only hopeless fat Russian widows.
Really, the dolpin is rarely exploited in a company that calls itself Dolpin International:

Established in the year 1995 the company, DOLPHIN INTERNATIONAL is dedicated largely to QUARRYING & EXPORTING OF INDIAN RED ROUGH GRANITE BLOCKS, namely P.G. RED, KADUR RED(K.R.RED) & DAM RED, all of which are also known as ILKAL RED..

BTW about my dolphin midget project, I found this:

DARTMOUTH MIDGET DOLPHINS WIN GOLD IN SPRYFIELD
The Midget Dolphins won the 2005 “John Rhynold Memorial Christmas Tournament” held at Chebucto Arena on Dec.26th – Dec.29th. The Dolphins went undefeated in the tournament playing the Halifax Civics in the Championship game to a 2-0 victory. Great hockey action and discipline was displayed by the Dolphin players throughout the tournament. The coaches, Tom Wakeham and Paul Helwig and the parents are really proud of each and everyone of you. Good job boys.

Maybe I’ll ask them for an audition

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Top 100 Most Popular Pornstars of 2005 January 12, 2006

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Well except that some of these have two midgets hanging where a normal woman has breasts. These bitches are the top 100 most popular pornstars of 2005. The list is based on the most visited archive pages of 2005 of the site. But if there are no midgets then how can they win?

BTW if you know an attractive female midget performer give a blink.

Ungay Midgets January 9, 2006

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Midget getting bangedApparently people want midgets, gay ones if I can believe my site statistics. Well to show that I really don’t care shit about my visitors I’m posting some Ungay Midgets. The problem with finding ungay midgets is, all f*cking midgets look gay. And if they don’t, they’re plainugly that look like a sick bastard did some bad photoshopping. The actual meaning of a midget is someone that has the right proportions but smaller, that means this site doesn’t have any real midgets. Don’t forget to check this one, if you’re in for a midget with a smaller head than you’d expect (rare! most have a bigger head). Scroll down to Elmer & Cindy. Enough one on one midget action. What about this two midget gangbang galleries 1 2.
Enough for you tonight you disgusting bastard that you’re even reading this SHAME ON YOU.

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Tap a beer right out of your fridge January 7, 2006

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sideview of the doorEvery self-respecting beer drinker already knows the perfect draft, a mini tap to drink the perfect beer at home. Because it’s quite expensive and your beer doesn’t last that long, it isn’t really a big succes among non-alcoholics. But why buy an extra cooling device if everybody has a fridge, that’s what the people at HomePub must have thought. So they made a fridge with built in tap. You can store one barrel (5l, same as the perfect draft) in the fridge-door, that one will be used for the tap (outside the fridge), and your back-up barrel in a specially formed rack. More info on the dutch site or watch the folder and the promo video. In Holland the device costs €899.
inside door tap accessory bottlerack

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Uncreative Uncommons January 6, 2006

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Just for the record, everything in this blog is licensed under Uncreative Uncommons.

People love animals and sex sells,… January 5, 2006

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Man saving a real sheep by using an inflatable one for his pleasureActually I must confess, I don’t love animals that much. With that much I mean I don’t want to hurt them. But hey, that’s no problem! As always the adult industry comes to the rescue. Replicas of (parts of) animals or waiting to share some good moments with you, to protect their living friends. Everybody knows the inflatable sheep creative lovers can use it on their bicycle, in their pool or the daredevils even in front of the police. And of course we have the inflatable dolphin and his friend the inflatable whale. But creativity with the dolphin doesn’t stop there. The dolphin replica is known as a very sexual active thing. The dolphin dildo/buttplug, the Dual G-Spot Waterproof Dolphin, the Dolphin Clitoral Strap-On Vibrator and the Mini Dolphin that delivers you the pocket-friendly vibe are only few of the dozens of dolphin toys that are out there.
If you don’t like the water that much, like my sister, your not really a dolphin person. But don’t worry, you can always lean back on the more traditional stuffed horse.
Be sure to give your animal replica the much needed attention, if you can’t handle it you can always just buy a masturbating monkey that does all the stuff for you.

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Ricky Simpson? January 5, 2006

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Ricky Gervais on the SimpsonsAs we all should know Ricky Gervais has written a screenplay for the Simpsons (they are finishing it now). Matt Groening offered Gervais the opportunity because he is a huge fan of The Office and guess what, he doesn’t regret it. On the BBC we read : “Groening said Gervais was good enough to be a regular character, according to reports in the UK press.”. Ricky Gervais working in the power plant, that would be cool.

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Sexual behaviour in the animal kingdom January 4, 2006

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BonoboSo we covered human vs. animal, but what about the animals themselves, do they only look in their own species or does the bull look to the horny goat and act on it?
Well, to start it seems that our close related friend the Bonobo is a fully bisexual species and especially the female ones like to rub against their friends. The penguin must have thought this can be done better, as they have gay couples that build nests together and replace the egg by an stone. And lets not forget our best friend the dolphin (in fact here the bottlenose dolphin). The dolphin guys work in pairs waiting for the female to become sexually receptive whilst doing some fun stuff together.

More info about gay animals on wikipedia.

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The Biggest Gay Zoo Toons site ever ! January 3, 2006

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Camel and BoyChecking out all the pleasure a dolphin can get, one begins wondering, what about all the other animals in the big kingdom of mister lion. Some googling pointed out that the internet explains us the love-making of lots of animals. For example take The Biggest Gay Zoo Toons site ever ! gives us nice insight in the love life of a camel. Because the owners don’t want to violate any animal rights they thought, why not simulate it. This idea lead to magnificent pieces of modern art and still lifes that would’ve made Van Gogh jealous. Too bad you need a BeastID (not kidding) to enter. But don’t worry on Beast ID – Free Bestiality there are free goats, dalmatians, monkeys and even some good old fashioned 3D incest waiting for you.
Say goodbye to Hollywood or Bollywood, say hello to Zollywood.

Disclaimer: before you start giving the animals the time of their life please be aware that the animal may be killed by infidels who consider the animal tainted after the deed.

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Dolphins and their pleasure January 3, 2006

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DolphinWe all know our little friend the dolphin needs some pleasure now and then. And for those who still have questions about how to do it, there is a very clear guide that describes the tips and tricks. But if you really want to show your love for your favorite animal, you can always marry your beloved dolphin. More dolphin news on DolphinNews, Newspaper for Dolphin Lovers.

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